MOVED.

raudahrevealed something at 10:17 PM

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

I cannot wait for the weekends to come. Hey did it occur to you that this 5-day week system is probably to encourage married couples to have more sex! So that the population of singapore will increase? Isn't that what they want.. Well it must have crossed your mind once or twice , or maybe I'm just sick! And the mass blackouts that happen occasionally. Come on , we all know it was a plot for more sex! Its true. If you're stuck in a blackout , no computer , no tv , no light , no anything and you're with your goddamn husband , what would you do? Sneaky little devil , the goverment.. *Wags finger*

Well of course they have to be sneaky about it . I mean can you imagine the prime minister giving a speech and go... "I have bad news and good news.. The bad news is , Singapore is turning into an aging population . The good news is .. that means... more sex!"

*cringe*

Anyway I just read this really good book "How my journal became a bestseller" . Its awesome. Inspiring. Who knows , someone hops to this blog and go " Hey , she's a good writer , I should publish her blog into a book." Then I'd be the best-selling author , kicking J.K Rowling off her throne.

Ha-ha!

And that's the most sarcastic laugh I have ever mustered! She has all these magical , funny , magic and even more magic in her book and what will I write about? Govt trying to make its citizens to do more sex.

Ha-ha!

raudahrevealed something at 6:49 AM

Saturday, January 22, 2005

I think I'm in lurveeeeeeeeeee..

Me , Fatin and Qazim went to the tiger cup celebration. it was a blast!! We got a good position , right at the front and got a good look at all the footballers. Lionel Lewis was soooooooooo cute. He looked so friendly and approachable. I bet if I asked him if he could give me a hug , he would. Fatin was with her usual OMG-HASSAN-SUNNY-IS-SO-BLOODY-HOT mood. I was looking out for baihakki , who looked soooooooo umm exotic? He's insanely tall!!

Anyway fatin saw her abang sedare and asked to use his digicam so we could take pictures with the footballers. She was calling out for shahril and I was like "nop fatin.. Its embarassing.. Dontt!!" Until I saw who Shahril was (hawtt!) and I was like "what the crap! Fatin!! Call him!!!" and yes we did take a pictrue with him. I would post it now but we still haven't received the picture. I'd post right after i get my hands on it. I wanted to kill qazim for not bringing his digicam btu he decided to kill us first! He gave out the fart of the century. It was disgusting. He went "Eh I want to fart" so me and fatin were crouching and closing our nose. When we thought the coast was clear and released our nose. he said "Did you smell that?" and stupidly enough me and fatin took a deep breath and

GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDD.

I could have died. Lets now all qazim Mat Kentut! Yay!

And yay! I got to take a picture with Lionel! Becausee... Because he luffs me!

He's holding my hand! *drops dead* .. aaaaaaaahh.the power of photoshop.

raudahrevealed something at 4:56 AM

Friday, January 21, 2005

OMGIMGOINGTODIE!!!my my.. *StutterS* my hp just dropped into my toilet bowl. Which according to my calculation , equals to the end of my pathethic little life! Yes , I'm serious. No radio , no friends , no sms , no anything. I'll live as a hermit!

There must be some kind of mistake.things like this can only happen to shida who had dropped her hp twicein the toilet bowl.Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... And you know what that sadistic woman said when I told her the sad ending of my hp. She said "YES!!" . Yeah I know , she has a big heart doesn't she. Anyway I decided to take advantage of situation and..

Me: Do you know what this means?
Mum: no. what?
Me: Its gods way to say you should buy me a new handphone...
Mum: .......
Me: *toothy grin*

And yey! Going to town later. Im supposed to go to the library with hidayah but yeah , she's unreachable . So me , qaz and atin are heading to town. I'd go buy some fox t-shirts for myself. I've had to lie to my aunt , saying that i'm going to go library. Bleah, I hate lying to my aunt . I hate lying , period. But grandma and my queen-of-naggings aunty is here at the moment. they're nice people but hell they can nag a donkey shitless. I tell them i'm going town they think I'm off to go to a strip club , get drunk and high , take ecstasy and come back in a red miniskirt with the word "Sexy mama" tatooed on my arm .

Bleahhh..

raudahrevealed something at 9:32 PM

Friday, January 14, 2005

My friends are freaking me out by studying.Really. You guys should stop!Anyway , can somebody please tell me why the phrase "Asal boleh kentut jer...." is cool?

For all those people who doesn't know malay. That actually sentence means "Anyhow fart only ..." Which is... well . stupid! Yeah I know , you can't control your fart but surely you don't go fart around like nobody's buisness.That's disgusting. I've heard the word "kentut" (Fart) so many times that its not even funny. I've even heard people saying "Minah-minah kentut".

LIKE... WTF

You can use it once in a while but hell , I've heard this girl saying "Kentut arrr kau" 3821831937123891278123 times the other day.

*Farts and leave*

raudahrevealed something at 8:25 PM

Remember when I told you about Mr Saravanan catching us jay-walking. Well guess what were our punishment? You got it , we were unofficially the traffic officers. And thankfully , without the vests.We had to get 10 names of jay-walkers.

There was this one sec1 boy who panicked. Well couldn't blame him though , I was practically chasing him and shouting "OI! DON'T RUN! OI! OI!" i totally scared him shitless. So he went "What's going to happen to me?" "What will I have to do?" "What's is going to happen now?!" Man. I should have taken advantage of the situation.

"GET DOWN ON YOUR FEET , 1000 PUSH UPS! NOW! what you're staring at me for? Okay fine 10001 push ups! DOWN THIS INSTANT or I will stick my pen up your nostrils"

But alas , I restrained myself.Heheh.

raudahrevealed something at 4:02 AM

Friday, January 07, 2005

first of all

Click here ... here , here andddddddd last but not least HERE

second of all

I am speechless

raudahrevealed something at 9:59 AM

Thursday, January 06, 2005

For the first time Im blogging with a purpose ! I know you prefer my craps better , which I have no idea why *glares at Henry* .

Mission: Destroy Morni

I dont like Morni. I know Im probably overreacting but who wouldn't? Damn , I wouldn't mind at all to move places , if she had told us nicely . But no........she spat "Malay students" soo..sooo venemously. She didnt have to discriminate her own race. She called us immatured.. Malay students are immatured racists.

Wtf? We're 15 , we know that.
"doesn't matter if I win
or the colour of my skin...
cause the race is all about..."
Okay i'm geting carried away. My point is , Morni sucks. There's a lot of things I hate and one of them is .. being accused of something that is NOT true! I love my chinese classmates !!! Like , Chin Ghee, Brian , Henry , Yee Chuan , Lek , Wen Bin ... Okay basically , EVERYONE! So wtf is her problem?

And come on racism was soooo 20 years ago. We've got Singapore Idol to prove that statement. Qazim was devastatingly in love with Sylvester And I voted for Olinda and David Yeo etc. So how dare her? *should go draw her later in paint*

That's not the only thing that made me want to say i'll-fart-at-your-sorry-face-any-moment-now . She kept singling me out! And Im not even imagining it. Urgh , "Raudah don't you understand english?" Raudah this raudah that. No loser ,I've been learning to kiss teacher's assess since sec 1 and they never got to teach me english? Why? Well I dont know. You tell me.

I moved to another seat and Shairah , Hidayah and Qazim didn't but who got her scoldings? Well me of course!!! Wheeeeeeeeeee. Yay lets all blame me because I listened to instructions. And Wani was right beside me but nooooooooooooooooo.. Once again Im the only one who doesn't understand her.

Well as a matter of fact I dont understand her. Beats me how "logical" her little brain can be.

Conclusion: I think Morni is better off as a Hobbit.

Why life is unfair....

Me , Hidayah , Shida , Lubna and Marl got caught by Mr.Saravanan for Jay-walking.We were trying to catch the bus! Man , he scared the shits out of me. I was crossing the empty road and he shouted and I actually thought a car was coming or something. But in the end it was just him. Gah! But instead of apologising for making me think that that I was going to die .. He took down our names.

He went off...and minutes later , Mr.Jonathan Soh jay-walked in front of our eyes to catch a taxi.

Okayyy.. so what is wrong with this situation here? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

(take note that the next 10 takes another hour to arrive and a taxi will only take about 5 minutes . Which is whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. Mr. Jonathan Soh should get detention)

raudahrevealed something at 4:16 AM

Monday, January 03, 2005

OMG WTF! I typed a whole bloody entry and its gone!! Blogger sucks! Bleah , Im too lazy to type the whole entry bag so yeah ..

- Our class is now 4/U which stands for Unity.
- at least its not 4/Underwears because then we'd be 4/Uncool
- 4/U is pronounced as "for you" which will result in many lame jokes.
- Qazim: At least we're not named after physcis terms
Shairah: Yeah or we'd be 4/Inertia , the reluctance to move
Nothing : *is funnier than that sentence*
- What about geography. The school will probably name all the sec 4 classes after natural disasters.

I even had a new year resolution list drawn up. Blogger should be sued .

and finally , a tribute to the 4/6 *cough* i mean , 4/U formteacher ...
The underwear's form teacher!

as u can see. I was bored

raudahrevealed something at 5:28 AM