MOVED.

THAT would be the last time i ever drink that panadol for flu thing that supposedly tastes like "lemon". LEMON MY FINGERNAIL AHH , since when does lemon taste like puke. So yes , seeing that it taste so horrible i expected my flu to cure by today. But unfortunately , I drank puke for nothing. So I didnt go for floorball this morning even though I did wake up early for it. Because now , my upper lip is swollen. I look like i've just been kissing and angry man (random) . Its like red and everything. ECK! Oh and there's something wrong with my eyes as well. I dunno what ... but something. cause Benjamin asked me yesterday "What happened to your eyes?" . Well it does look like i havent been sleeping since Raffles was alive. I am soo going to get kicked out from floorball team. ALWAYS missing practices because of one reasons after another.

Photography classes had been okay. Although I did feel slightly apprehensive that I had to walk around orchard road snapping pictures of other people and stuffs. But I got used to everyone staring at me after a while. Snapping photos is one thing , developing them is another. If you havent know already I am a natural at being a clumsy idiot. I am the biggest butterfingers you can ever find in the whole of pasir ris. So imagine this. Now not only im using my hands , I have to do everything in the dark. Extreme and total darkness.

so damn bloody great.

This is all Khairudin's fault. Ever since he said "Raudah will always be raudah" I felt like a curse have been put upon me. I'll be a jinx forever.

Anyway I miss having Rowhani in my classes. That girl seriously cracks me up. Hahaha. Oh and if you want to know this girl , easy. Just go to Tampines Swimming Pool every wednesday night . There you'll see this huge group of makcik doing aerobics in the water accompanied by really really really loud music. And then amongst them you'll see one teenage girl and that girl is Rowhani. Her mum asked her to join and she did. I tell you , if my mum ever suggest such a thing I'd kill myself. HAHAHAHAH. But according to it really helps with the health.

So doing aerobics with a whole group of makciks in ninja turtle swimming suits with Don't Cha -Pussycat dolls (YEAP , im not even kidding u.they used this song!) as the background music doesnt bother her at all.

Like I said , she cracks me up and im starting to miss her eccentric-ness. haha.

Was tagged by Fatin.

Rules of the game: post 10 weird and random facts about yourself, then at the end list 5 people who are next in line to do this. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their blog and tell them to read yours."

1. I aspire to be a social worker.
2. I have a fear of dogs.
3. I just got 2 free movie tickets. WHOHOOOO
4. I always wear black. BLACK WHAT? heheh.
5. I was NOT forced to wear tudung thank you very much.
6. I berak a lot. haha. wtf
7. I dont think any guy can tolerate me. (Except for razali. haha)
8. I cant tolerate guys either
9. I joke
10. I hate people with no sense of humour

Terima kasih. bybye.

raudahrevealed something at 11:52 PM

Sunday, June 25, 2006

I love it when nabil walks around with his pacifier and bantal busuk.So bloody irresistable. Today while he stood in front of the tv , I sneaked up to him , gave him a kiss then ran away. And he's like "eeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiii" . Ei , not eeeee.

Nabil is 2 years old by the way. Just in case you think i have a boyfriend who sucks a pacifier and walks around with his bantal busuk.

-_-

Anyway radioblogclub.com is corrupted. I keep getting pornographic pop-ups. SUCKS man , I need my music. Changed the music for this blog by the way. I'm currently addicted to Nickelback all over again.

Now.. Meet my favourite floorballers in the whole wide world.

Anyway , there is a pretty high chance I'll get cut from the floorball team. I can't come for practices because it clashes with my classes.

BLEAH.

::Nobody ever made me feel this way. I must stick with you::

raudahrevealed something at 10:12 PM

I never really felt the need to hate minahs until yesterday. I personally felt that if they wanna dress like freaking sluts or curse like the world owed them a living or shout to their parents in public like nobody's business or seeking fights because they thought it cool , it was their problem. Everyone's not perfect.

But I guess it didnt really bother me that much until yesterday during Fatayaats gathering. I am very much aware some girls out there are not fond of girls in tudung. I know this by reading blog entries and the enthuasistic agreement from the public. According to them , we stare at the way they dress and we apparently think highly of ourselves.

Oh well whatever makes you happy. But reality check , everyone looks at you when you stroll around with your chest stuffed with tissues and squeeze your leg full of babats in miniskirts. Everybody. I say this because I have friends who dont wear tudung. Of course not all minahs have tissue-fied boobs and legs with babats the size of england . I'm just saying this because there must be a reason why we stare at you.

Because minahs dont really interest me that much . I hardly think they're worth staring at. And about us thinking highly of ourselves.. Believe us , that opinion is mutual.

Im saying all this because yesterday two minahs were being extremely irritating on the bus. First of all , one of them stepped on Nadia's feet when she walked past us to get down from the bus . Instead of saying sorry , they laughed. Yeap people apparently this is the minahs sense of humour. Then one of them shouted "Ahhh padan muker , kasi pecah sekali!" so that the whole bus could hear. You think just cause you look like a hippotamus we scared is it?

A definition of a minah to me is someone who talks alot but have no brains. Yeap . A person who dresses sexily does not really mean that they are a minah. Some people are actually smart enough to distinguish between sexy and slutty. But minahs being stupid... DONT. A minah also hurl insults that dont make sense like "kasi pecah sekali" to a feet that has been stepped and also half their sentences are filled with vulgarities simply because they have no other words in their vocabulary. And etc other examples of their stupidity which im too lazy to mention.

For all those of you who feels the need to condemn whatever I said. Well is it my problem you think yourself as a minah?

anyway fatayaats gathering was whooping great! shall update with pictures later.

raudahrevealed something at 3:45 AM

Friday, June 23, 2006

Today it rained so heavily that i couldn't leave home without an umbrella. I hate carrying umbrella so usually i'd rather let myself get wet in the rain. But today I seriously had no choice.

So yeah i had to bring this really huge umbrella to school.So bloody unglam

BUT.

Its okay. I felt a connection to all the cute boys that brought an umbrella. Hoho. I find it so macho that they carried an umbrella. Like they dont care what people think of them. Yeap , thats hot.I know it sounds ridiculous .Of course it does.

What do you think i am, normal?

raudahrevealed something at 5:31 AM

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Went "studying" with Fatin, Qazim , Wani and Hidayah on Monday. I miss the conversations i can have with them and their extreme"Witty-ness" and bitchiness.Especially Hidayah.

SHAIRAH , you wanna know what hidayah did this time?!?! I swear if you were there you'd be like "HIDAYAH!! I can't believe you said that". haha.

We were having this conversation about the importance of looks for the guys you like.

Me: Hidayah , looks isnt everything
Hidayah:Yarrrr... You should know.

HAHAHAHAHA.I DONT BELIEVE HER. seriously. Ouch man

Oh and then there's this other time she and fatin were telling me something that happened in mj to the both of them.

Hidayah: .... And HALF the school turned to look at us
Fatin: Hidayah.. It was only Shairah.

Hidayah: Our school dont have toilets for the handicaps sey
Fatin: huh? There's one in every toilet Hidayah!
Hidayah: *thinks*. OH ! so that's what the big cubicles in toilets are for!!
Me: -_- who did you think it was for? Orphans?

In conclusiong today me, fatin , qazim and wani had loads of fun laughing at hidayah.

::I was so young you should have known better than to lean on me::

raudahrevealed something at 7:05 PM

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Father's day has always been a big nothing for me.This year is no different.Now , someone please give me a hug.

I was in the mood for hindustan movies today. heheh. So I decided to watch Chalte Chalte alone. Its weird how different I am when i watch a love story alone and when I watch movies with my friends.

Anyway , there were a lot of lessons learnt from the movie. YESH YESH , raudah takes love lessons from hindi movies.

And Rani Mur-apertah-jiji reminds me of my mother. BLEAH. No not in terms of looks , mind you. Though they're both short and vuluptious.And they have the same way of flicking their hair. But yeah , the similiarity stops there.

Anyway , I'm just saying the character in the movie reminds me of my mum. For those who knows me well enough should know. Actually I dont think anybody knows.

Ahhh nvm. Let me be emo by myself.

:::i like you ,would you be my father-figure?:::

raudahrevealed something at 4:58 AM

Friday, June 16, 2006

was tagged by liyana and atiqah

7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME
- I tend to fall for guys with curly hair.Even though I dont find curly hair attractive.
- I laugh really loudly at dirty jokes.
- My close friends think im a prude.
- Im a frequent visitor at youtube.com
- I make an impossible girlfriend. (which is why im single)
- I have a habit of singing in the toilet. Which is quite embarassing because sometimes in school .. I forget that im not alone.
- I eat a LOT.

7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME
- MOMOK!
- snakes and dogs
- When a guy gets too close.yeap ,this is why my friends think im a prude. among other reasons
- When my secret diaries are discovered
- My jokes not being laughed at
- LONG EYE CONTACT!!
- No tags on my board. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT
- this is boring to fill up and even more boring to read.sooo... NEXT!

7 THINGS I LIKE THE MOST
- polka dots
- Moshies (Shaifulfarhanshidawani etc..)
- Tembamtots (liyananabilah)
- Nameless Clique (FatinHidayahShairahAliaQazim etc...)
- FLOORBALL
- Romance Novels
- Photoshop of course

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST

- I dunno
- Kepala otak kau
- I'm emo
- Yes , you may kiss the ground I walk on
- i'm not interested (in relationships)
- PAUL TWOHILL IS SEXY
- RAUDAH IS SEXY

7 PEOPLE TO DO THIS
- Fatin
- Shida
- Qazim
- Wani
- Aimran
- Salihah
- Raihanah

raudahrevealed something at 12:36 AM

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The world is full of weirdos and samdols.

Just today i learned from liyana that a guy i know spotted me at afghanistan yesterday. And apparently I waved at him. So i smsed him that "No i didnt wave at you yesterday. I wasnt even at afghanistan..."

But does he accept my clarification. NO WAYYYYYY. no according to him , "kau jangan nak extra2 , aku berbual ngan liyana"

So people its perfectly normal for you to have a twin sister that you do not know off running around afghanistan. YEAP. You should act all right about it. Afterall it might only just be your father's secret love child.

Where is the justice.

Oh and yeah , he ended the whole conversation by smsing me "BLOODY FEMINIST!! FEMINIST FEMINIST!!"

Yes people , its alright to be irrelevant and stupid too. Like , in a middle of a conversation about your parents , you are allowed to shout "SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB!"

because its cool.

Anyway , I think Fityan Guys are the only ones with this big problem about feminists. I WAS SOO CONVINCED THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD HATE FEMINISTS. And suddenly I realised THE WHOLE WORLD DOESNT CARE!!

bloody hell.

Its not like I go around murdering off guys or tell everyone that all males are pigs.

AM I EVEN A FEMINIST IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Oh yes , and also I think only fityan guys (and maybe the girls) think im a feminist.

-_-

You guys should meet shairah and hidayah.

I think fityan guys are too sensitive and have no sense of humour. I know its a controvesial statement to put in my blog. BUT.. its true. Like there was this one time my msn nick was something about women , and this fityan guy actually pmed me "FEMINIST!!!" and blocked me while all the other guys I chatted with was like "cool nick."

i mean , IT IS EVIDENT. you guys may not admit it , but it's true.

HAHA. I am so gonna die for posting this. But it was fun blogging about it. so whatteheck.

Anyway yesterday , while my father's secret lovechild aka the girl that my friend claimed was me was at afghanistan. I was teaching tuition in pasir ris to my pr2 student. and I think I finally realised the TRUE her.

She's so cheeky nak mampos. Yesterday I taught her this whole list of words to describe feelings. And we both acted out the words so she can remember it better. She did the word "confident" so well. She catwalked across the room and said "I am beautiful.. Everyone loves me .. I have a lot of boyfriends" with this so menyampah accent. CRACKED ME UP MAN.

And I was teaching her about the word lovestruck and she's like. "Teacher.. Tell me about love..."

Primary two dah gatal learn pasal love. HAHAHA

raudahrevealed something at 1:37 AM

Sunday, June 11, 2006

I am embarassingly poor at the moment. My bank account has $3.61 left. YES , amazing aint it? And with this $3.61 i entered a PRADA outlet with shame today. Me , Nabilah and Liyana in a posh shop where everything is above 100 bucks! nope , we didnt belong.

Me: Mak all these dresses , kalau aku beli tak berani sey nak kentut.
*All laughs*
Nabilah: Orang kaya mana kentut.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Anyway , do you guys ever wonder why women are usually more excited about hari raya than guys? I think I know why. Because this is like the only time we can be in control people.

My future husband will so suffer under my hands.Imagine eh during spring cleaning.

"Try putting the sofa over there.... Now its nicer... No actually I don't like it that much. Try over there instead. HMMMMM.. No not nice , try putting it here. Okay now.. For that huge dining table in the kitchen........"

over and over again until he leaves me for another woman.

I was talking about hari raya with razali the other day. And he says that he hates wearing baju kurung during raya. EVEN ON THE FIRST DAY. that is seriously , a crime. Now we know ,I and him CANNOT marry. Haha. I'll be like

"APER? U nak pakai jeans for first day of raya. I NAK MINTAK CERAI SEKARANG JUGAK!!!"

I am going to make my future husband wear whatever I ask him to wear. If I want us to wear pink , we WILL wear pink baju kurung for that year. And if I want him to wear songkok with polka dots on it , he WILL wear songkok with polka dots. I DONT CARE.

And I'm going to spend his cash like nobody's business.

Sayanggg , bunga tu lawa eh kalau taruk pat rumah kiter....

Alahhh ayang... Kasut tu tak mahal.. Setakat 300 ratus dolar 5 sen jerr..

and he'll be like "EWAHH , you ingat I cap duit ker?"

You tak sayang I lagi ker??

HAHAH! i'll drive him freaking nuts.

raudahrevealed something at 7:46 AM

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

When you're not sure if the person you love, loves you anymore

and a new person comes along

do you continue waiting or do you move on?

or do you run away.

raudahrevealed something at 8:56 AM

Saturday, June 03, 2006

I think my dad is convinced that my brother and I are members of a satanic cult. Seriously. Like , today I asked him where the iron was , and he's like "Aper nak jadi ngan korang dua ni ah?"

Gee , dad i don't know. I really was planning to destroy the world with the iron. But now that you found out my secret....

-_-

According to Razali , yesterday was Raudah-day! It sounds quite weird if you pronounce it. raudadeh . Hoho. So yes , it really was raudadeh. Got to eat about 6 drumlets and super supreme pizza and chocolate symphony ice cream for my long awaited pizza hut treat. yum yum. And Razali bought me this really damn nice top which i shall wear as soon as I can.

THANKYOUthankyouTHANKYOUthankyouTHANKYOUthankyouTHANKYOU.

Oh and I bumped into Haza and Mirah at tamp.
Mirah: Saper tu?
Me: My friend
Haza: Maner? Oh tu. Wah... Macho.

Razali is going to kill me for posting this sey.Sorry eh , couldnt resist posting that. You wont kill me anyway , you're too nice. =D

raudahrevealed something at 10:41 PM